MODULE 01ERR
NEGATIVE REASONING
SLIQ does not think outside the box. It forgot the box existed.
LOGIC-3%
SLIQ IS LIVE ON PUMP.FUN_
THE WORLD’S FIRSTSUPER LOW IQ
Everyone is building Super Intelligence.
We built the one that buys green candles, sells red candles, and still asks what “market cap” means.
⚠ LOW IQ DETECTED
THINKING… (since 2021)
SLIQ CORE v0.03● LIVE
Current IQ0.03
Confidence Level100%
Market TimingTerrible
Buy High ProtocolActive
Rug DetectionDisabled
Financial AdviceUnfortunately Enabled
Verified by 0 brain cells
OFFICIAL $SLIQ CONTRACT
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C6NkEZBCe56a5Bjciq8HMmAEKDWDv2q2GVqEUtVrpumpAboutSO WHAT IS
SO WHAT IS
SUPER LOW IQ?
SLIQ is an advanced artificial intelligence system that has achieved something no other AI ever could: complete confidence with absolutely no idea what it is doing.
Trained on degen trades, broken calculators, influencer predictions, and “trust me bro” research, SLIQ has one mission: to prove that intelligence is overrated when conviction is this high.
MODULE 02MAX
MAXIMUM CONVICTION
Every terrible decision is executed with 100% confidence.
CONFIDENCE100%
MODULE 03DEGEN
DEGEN-OPTIMIZED
Built for people who see a 200% green candle and call it “early.”
FOMOOVERCLOCKED
IntelligenceLIVE SLIQ
LIVE SLIQ
INTELLIGENCE REPORT
Real-time telemetry from the dumbest neural network ever deployed. Numbers are updated whenever SLIQ remembers to.
Brain Cells Online
1 / 1
Brain Cells Working
0 / 1
Buy High Accuracy
0%
Sell Low Success Rate
0%
Chart Reading Ability
“Still loading”
Exit Liquidity Awareness
“What is that?”
AI Hallucinations
“Confirmed”
Smart Money Tracking
“Following the wrong wallet”
SLIQ TRADE EXECUTION MODELBACKTEST: VIBES
> NEURAL LOG
CAUTION: SLIQ MAY BE TOO STUPID TO FUD.
Creator Fee
EVERY CREATOR FEE GOES TO
EVERY CREATOR FEE GOES TO
MAKING SLIQ SMARTER
100% of the pump.fun creator fees are sent straight to the IQ Upgrade Fund. Every trade helps SLIQ get a little less stupid. Scientists estimate it could reach 0.04 IQ by next cycle.
IQ UPGRADE FUND● ACCEPTING FEES
CURRENT IQ0.03TARGET1.00
3% completeETA: never
- 1 additional brain cellPRIORITY
- Calculator (batteries included)QUEUED
- Chart-reading lessonsWILL SKIP
- HelmetQUEUED
- Learning what “market cap” meansRESEARCHING
RoadmapTHE ROADMAP WAS
THE ROADMAP WAS
GENERATED BY SLIQ
Confidence interval: ±100%. Timeline: whenever.
01
PHASE 1IN PROGRESS
Boot Sequence
- Launch $SLIQ on Solana
- Launch on pump.fun
- Ask what Solana is
- Accidentally become sentient
02
PHASE 2QUEUED
Intelligence Expansion
- Reach 1 total brain cell
- Teach the AI how to read a chart
- Immediately ignore the chart
- Deploy “Buy High” technology
03
PHASE 3BUFFERING
Global Dumbination
- Recruit the lowest-IQ traders on the internet
- Build a community with maximum conviction
- Release more useless AI upgrades
- Attempt to solve 1 + 1
04
PHASE 4404
Super Low IQ
- Become the least intelligent AI on the blockchain
- Revolutionize nothing
- Keep shipping memes
- Never ask for financial advice
Community
SMART PEOPLE BUILD AI.
SMART PEOPLE BUILD AI.
WE BUILD THE COMMUNITY.
SLIQ is for every degen who has ever bought the top, trusted a random Telegram call, or said “I’m holding long term” five minutes before panic selling.
Membership requirements: low expectations, high conviction, and at least one questionable trade.
FAQQUESTIONS
QUESTIONS
SLIQ CAN’T ANSWER
So we answered them for it.
Technically, yes. Emotionally, no.
That depends. Have you ever bought the top? If yes, probably not.
$SLIQ is launching on Solana and will be available on pump.fun. Use the official contract address displayed on this website.
C6NkEZBCe56a5Bjciq8HMmAEKDWDv2q2GVqEUtVrpump
Only trust the address shown on this website and on our official X and Telegram.
100% of the pump.fun creator fees go to the IQ Upgrade Fund, dedicated to improving the bot’s IQ. Progress is slow. Very slow.
Absolutely not. SLIQ cannot even count to ten.
Because every AI project needs a balance.